Fuck Yeah, Pokémon Villains: Archive

Fuck Yeah, Pokémon Villains

February 2012

100 posts

Submission: So, what do you think about this?

That awkward moment when Tumblr eats the entire body of a text submission and all I get is the title. It happens often. Anyway, I’d tell you to resubmit whatever this was, but I’m turning off asks and submissions briefly for IRL reasons. (I’m bored of where I am and what I’m doing, so I’m pulling up stakes and moving across state to hopefully greener pastures; hence...

Anonymous asked: Can't believe I missed Theory Thursday for Maxie! aaaa! Anyway, when I RP him, Maxie's from Goldenrod City, Johto. It's a throwback to Generation Wars between Johto and Hoenn, and one of the major complaints about Hoenn on the Johto side was that Hoenn's water routes were the worst things ever. Also, he's been riding horses since he was eight, and as a result is capable of...

Submission: Theory Thursday with 100% more ginger

I think Maxie’s intentions started off as more run-of-the-mill environmentalism, but he eventually became unhealthily obsessed with the idea of creating what he felt would be an ideal landscape. He was already taking part in ecoterrorist activities by that point, but his obsession clouded whatever rational thought he had left and it gradually escalated to the batshit extreme actions we...

Anonymous asked: Maxie is a virgin. and Archie is not. This is another reason why he hates Archie.

dirtyjoestacoshack asked: "Aye, fair lass, so I guess I have no choice but to swab yer poopdeck tonight?"

Anonymous asked: Maxie's parents were creepy ginger cultists who performed disturbing rituals on him to make him look like Groudon. This is why he has horrible fashion sense.

Submission: Theory Thursday

Maxie is the son of a poor farmer from Fallarbor Town, who dresses and acts the way he does as a means of flaunting his success in getting rich and making a name for himself (as well as to annoy Archie). He originally decided to expand the landmass because he loved fire-types and because he noticed that someone like Archie, who loved the ocean, had many options in the island-nation of Hoenn, but...

cavejohnsons-lemon-stand asked: Courtney is Maxie's kid sister, and while she was an admin for a while, he made her step down when he felt that the shit was /really/ going to hit the fan. (Tabitha was getting sick of the obvious nepotism anyway.) Also, Maxie calls Courtney "Court" and taught her what she knows about battling.

cavejohnsons-lemon-stand asked: Maxie wants to expand the land mass because his hometown was devastated by a flood when he was young, which left himself, his parents, and Courtney homeless. After seeing what danger the oceans were to humanity he became determined to even the odds between man and nature.

fuckyeahpokevillains asked: Theory: Maxie was basically hideous until he hit puberty, and he lives in fear of photos of him as a gangly, freckly, braces-wearing young ginger being leaked to the public and ruining his image.

khronophobia asked: Maxie's family was independently wealthy. He kind of just borrowed money from them to find Team Magma at first, but then they found out what he was doing with that money and kind of just disowned him.... Also unrelated theory -- Maxie has all 8 Hoenn gym badges.

katherinetheliberal asked: Maxie understands fully that he will never be as awesome as Archie. He has learned to accept that.

Theory Thursday: Maxie (and Courtney)

It’s that time of the week again…Theory Thursday! Today, drop me your thoughts, theories n’ headcanon about the characters in the spotlight: Maxie and Courtney! (I’m tacking Courtney on with Maxie because she only has a speaking/battling role in one game, Ruby version, and she wasn’t in the show, either; she doesn’t really have any characterization at all...

ryuuza asked: You know... I've been playing Pokemon for a long time now (since Red/Blue.) I played through Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald with out a second thought to Tabitha's gender (don't watch the anime and I stopped reading the manga at the Gold/Silver arc when publishers asked fans not to read them online.) I'm even replaying Emerald now, and all this time I thought he was a girl. I never...

Anonymous asked: Hey, I really enjoy your blog! I know it's not Theory Thursday or anything, but I've had an idea that's been in my head for a while now. I think that Team Rocket always had inside members in Silph Co. and that Giovanni tried to use them to create his "ultimate Pokémon" project. I think that's the only reason Porygon exists, and when Giovanni saw that the...