today’s discovery: the login screen randomly selects a picture you’ve posted recently as the background
corruptionsgrip asked: Headcanon: Proton and Petrel serve as legbreakers for Giovanni. Petrel deals with blackmailing (usually), and Proton deals with beating people to an inch of their lives. Also, the more human side of Proton is a little scared of how much he /enjoys/ his "job", but his dominant violent side just says "fuck it this is too fun".
Somehow I have a feeling it might be easy to out-blackmail Petrel. How did that one post go…?
“i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in Koffings. i don’t care how many Koffings you have. this is a criminal syndicate. holy shit that is a lot of Koffings. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this”
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Anonymous asked: Giovanni promoted Proton as the youngest-ever Executive because Proton was the best twerker that Giovanni had ever seen.
…I’m honestly a little disturbed by how plausible I find this.
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Anonymous asked: Matt's full name is actually Matthias. However, he hates the sound of it and insists that everybody calls him "Matt" for short.
Could be! In the real world, at least, it’s a very old, very popular name—originating in Hebrew as Matityahu, then passing to Greek as Mattathias/Matthaios, then passing to dozens of other languages primarily through its use in the New Testament. The variant “Matthias” is very rare in English compared to “Matthew” - Matthias is more German, I think - but it’s still a name regardless.
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