Fuck Yeah, Pokémon Villains

May 09

“Humph! So you’re thinking of interfering with us, Team Magma? Now you listen. Long ago, living things used the land to live and grow. That is why land is all important! It is the cradle of all! That is why Team Magma is dedicated to the expansion of the land mass. It is for further advancement of humankind and Pokémon! And for that, we need the power of what sleeps within this mountain…” — Maxie, games (Emerald, Mt. Chimney)

May 08

“My old associates need me…We will not repeat the failure of three years ago! Team Rocket will be born again, and I will rule the world!” — Giovanni, games (HGSS, Tohjo Falls)

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Pokémon Emerald: Mt. Chimney Showdown

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May 07

jellicent asked: Oh! And I forgot to add; I usually go for the 'underdog' and it seems that many people love Magma - which pleasantly surprises me. So, I choose Aqua because of this fact as well. x)

slowboattohades asked: My favorite team would have to be Team Rocket. Unlike the other teams, they don't try to convince people that anything they do is for the greater good. They're just genuinely bad dudes and they want you to know it. Their plan also doesn't involve doing anything stupid that would make the world uninhabitable. Their uniforms are the best, too.

Team Aqua wins at life

So I’m playin’ through Emerald today, like ya do, and I just now got to Slateport, where all of the Aqua grunts are lined up outside the museum. I went and talked to them because I knew there was that one guy who says something lulzy about “reminds me of lining up to buy smash-hit games” or whatever, but next to the dude who can’t read the sign, I encountered something even more hilarious. (Crappy photos of my actual DS because I couldn’t find screencaps of this dialogue online.)

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you guys.

I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS MENTAL IMAGE.

LIKE

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

misscritic asked: I know everyone is representing the other teams (which I support Magma for the cool hoodies) but what about Team Rocket the original goons of Pokemon! Look at Giovanni that buffet of manliness!!! xD

May 06

I’d still vote for you, Cyrus.

I’d still vote for you, Cyrus.