Fuck Yeah, Pokémon Villains

Jun 08

Anonymous asked: We should all just remember that Team Aqua and Team Magma were fashion disasters from the very beginning. I kind of like the physical variety of them all though...

1) Everyone knew that, and 2) so do I. People aren’t complaining about the designs as such, they’re complaining that they completely redesigned old characters to a degree that’s never been done for anyone else that had an established design already. (So Rocket execs don’t count.) But it’s hardly important in the grand scheme of things.

Anonymous asked: To be honest, Tabitha and Shelly were hardly all that different from the grunt designs, and Matt and Courtney never even got any art (apart from the manga). They also redesigned the Rocket Execs in HGSS from the ones in the original GSC, don't forget, and their HGSS counterparts each looked a lot different from those designs. I'm not too upset at the redesign even though I think it could have been a bit better than what it turned out as.

I’m not buttmad either, anon–just a bit disappointed. I’m not the “omg childhood ruined!” type by a long shot. Still going to buy both games and play the shit out of both and probably import merch from Japan too. C'est la vie.

xredvelvetcupcakesx asked: imagine original tabitha in new tabitha's clothes though. he'd look like a dork

They would all look like dorks. You could swap any version of any character’s outfit with any other version of any other character’s outfit and THEY WOULD STILL LOOK LIKE THE BIGGEST DORKS ALIVE.

Anonymous asked: Apparently team aqua took their new outfits from a pirate restaurant or something. Maybe a kids show

well now we know how they earn money to fund all their crazy schemes…

“ That’s the reason for the poses by the way
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ahhh that is neato

That’s the reason for the poses by the way

ahhh that is neato

Anonymous asked: sick of all the negativity tbh

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Anonymous asked: i was planning on cosplaying team magma to celebrate the new games BUT NOW I CANT PICK DO I GO OLDSCHOOL OR MAKEOVER I CANT CHOOSE

Old school would be easier but makeover would be more relevant. FOLLOW YOUR HEART MY FRIEND

Jun 07

Anonymous asked: Shelly got 10x hotter im not even sorry

lies she was hot before too

Anonymous asked: I figured out what happened to Tabitha! Scott kidnapped him, then dyed his own hair and replaced him.

maybe they just swapped jobs

like they’ll probably have the Battle Frontier in ORAS and what if new Scott looks just like old Tabitha

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blackjackgabbiani:

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Archie’s new outfit is so damn skintight he’s practically naked and that’s why Maxie decided to put on opaque glasses

now he can secretly stare at that hawt body all day

Someone has to do the obvious “Nothing at all! Nothing at all!” “Uhhhhgh stupid sexy Archie” parody.

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Anonymous asked: WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT MATT THOUGH

the bara characters of Pokemon have finally met their godking

Anonymous asked: I'm staring at old team magma vs new team magma and if their wonderfully stupid striped body leggings were black I think it would look way better tho wait is maxie wearing a turtleneck now I'm gonna cry and tabitha has what looks to be solid gold gloves

i’m just mad nu!Archie has a buttcape

son if you’re gonna wear a skintight wetsuit at least let me see dat ass

saxophonechihuahua asked: courtney killed the real tabitha and took his hair as her own

oh my god

blackjackgabbiani asked: I in general like them but I'm also having a hard time understanding them. Like, ok, Tabitha got fat and got a new haircut. But how did he suddenly get SHORT? He lose his shins killing fiddy Aquas?

i think we all have a lot of questions here

Anonymous asked: I.... just.... saw.... the picture. Can I say- I am literally choking on my own tongue- IS TABITHA SUPPOSED TO BE THAT LARGER MAN SECOND TO THE LEFT?!

Yes and yes. Welcome to Magmaqua 2.0.