Fuck Yeah, Pokémon Villains

Jul 01

so this is my story for this picture: >> Archer sitting in a noodle shop, drowning his sorrows in udon because Giovanni has been missing for years >> watching TV while he eats and sobs and plucks at the holes in his tattered old executive uniform >>...

so this is my story for this picture:

>> Archer sitting in a noodle shop, drowning his sorrows in udon because Giovanni has been missing for years

>> watching TV while he eats and sobs and plucks at the holes in his tattered old executive uniform

>> WHEN SUDDENLY

>> live Pokémon World Championships coverage from Unova

>> Giovanni is on TV participating

>> like a boss

>> giving no fucks

>> and Archer promptly loses all of his shit

Jun 30

“ I was watching one of the pokemon.com episodes today, and all Saturn did the whole time was pout. I believe this moment however was the best one. ” Thanks for the submission! No, Charon, Saturn does not want to join you in watching porn on the...

I was watching one of the pokemon.com episodes today, and all Saturn did the whole time was pout. 

 I believe this moment however was the best one.

Thanks for the submission! No, Charon, Saturn does not want to join you in watching porn on the flight.

ruins-of-alph: “ part of 息子が妙なトレーナーにかどわかされかけているようです [It seems my son is being kidnapped by an unusual trainer] by ハマチ ”

ruins-of-alph:

part of 息子が妙なトレーナーにかどわかされかけているようです [It seems my son is being kidnapped by an unusual trainer] by ハマチ

(via ruins-of-alph)

Jun 29

thecatbusstop: “ ジュウシマツ ” Some people catch and raise random Pokémon. Ghetsis catches and raises random children.

thecatbusstop:

ジュウシマツ

Some people catch and raise random Pokémon. Ghetsis catches and raises random children.

(via thecatbusstop-deactivated202012)

Jun 28

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(via mightyenas-deactivated20120728)