What is it about a happy smile that makes him look so…wildly OOC? (also, fangs?)
And apparently those are pizza-flavored snacks.
hey peeps there’s a whole blog about this dude now
I feel like y'all should know

…I’m in there like swimwear.
- KILL MAROWAKS
- CHOP OFF SLOWPOKE TAILS
- STEAL FOSSILS FROM NERDS
- CONDUCT LARGE-SCALE UNETHICAL EXPERIMENTS ON LIVING CREATURES
- HOLD CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS AND MEDIA OUTLETS HOSTAGE
- GUARD RANDOM BRIDGES AND SHIT TOO
- FREE ZUBATS

So, you are the new recruit, eh?
…
This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as Pokémon. And they live alongside us, humans. Some people treat them as friends, others use them for battle. We? We are Team Rocket.
Never forget that all Pokémon exist for Team Rocket.Team Rocket captures Pokémon from around the world. They’re important tools for keeping our criminal enterprise going. I am the leader, Giovanni!
They told me you have great potential. I want to see what you can do before I say anything. But be warned: I’m not easily impressed.
Here, fill out this form.
Let’s see how far are you willing to go to prove your value.
<Are you a boy or a girl?>
<What is your name?>
<Game starts>

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