*HEAVY BREATHING*
Listen up, I’m gonna tell you a bit about myself
I got a situation, ain’t concernin’ nobody else
Just you and what you can do for me…Oh look, a picture I actually put a bit of effort into. Fabulous! The background squiggles are supposed to read 134340 (Pluto’s MPC designation) plus a self-explanatory planetary symbol.
As always, clickthrough will take you to the dA version.
davidbecile-deleted-deactivated:
God Complex
so apparently today is Cyrus appreciation day and I didn’t post anything special, whoops >_>
in my defense I am caught up in a heated battle with some IKEA “furniture” but I’ll be back, I swear
“These yellow, banana-like fruits can be picked and consumed by other Pokémon or humans, and grow twice a year because of the rapid production of sugar in Tropius’s leaves.” Are you fucking serious? If bananas grew on your dog would you eat them?!
it is my life’s ambition to someday give as few fucks as this man
“What do we have here? I am often labeled as the scariest and cruelest guy in Team Rocket… I strongly urge you not to interfere with our business!”
Art done on FireAlpaca.
In a reality where Cyrus isn’t stuck in Distortion World, and Lysandre pulled through, the two of them end up in the same psychiatric ward for reasons unknown, despite it being a terrible idea to put two men this dangerous together for any amount of time.
They then spend hours sharing their stories, debating their ideals and discussing ideas until the early hours of the morning when they fall asleep in each others arms because I’d really like that to happen.
Nope, you gotta choose one for each c:
Anonymousyou know it’s monday when anon is cockblocking you from getting fictional dick
