トリオ・ザ・ヘル | 樹 [pixiv]

SINIS TRIO (HEATH, ICE, LAVANA)

Admins, Team Dim Sun

Game, Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia (2008)

SNATTLE

Admin, Cipher

Game, Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness (2005)

thebastardizedmuse:

Yes, this is me. Yes, I made the costume. Yes, I made the plushy. You know…I felt the urge to say that, even though most of you guys have followed me for a while. It’s nothing new!

IO

Admin, Team Galactic

Manga, Phantom Thief Pokémon 7

We could be something | Melanzana [pixiv]

WILL and KAREN

Admins, “Neo” Team Rocket

Manga, Pokémon Adventures

PRIMAL DIALGA

Game, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time & Darkness (2007)

ask-giovanni:

Well I’m glad you asked…

This will be a rather graphics intensive post, so I’ll put it under a cut for you all.

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FRICK I’M LAUGHING

ARCEUS TAKE THE WHEEL

youvegotlovetoburn:

R Want You by ~Amano-G

Team Rocket recruitment poster based off Uncle Sam.

I need this in my cubicle.

mobianangel:

I started drawing different Pokemon bad guys, but then after I drew Maxie I just wanted to draw Team Magma all over and now Cyrus is out of place.
I REALLY LIKE TEAM MAGMA YOU GUYS.

pokegirls:

by 有耶

darkeiya:

Tainted Love: A Looker/Jupiter fanmix
Because femme fatales and bumbling detectives make a great combo. (Also, my first fanmix! Yay!)

1. Dangerous - Kardinal Offishall feat. Akon [x]
That girl is so dangerous, that girl is so dangerous
That girl is a bad girl, I’ve seen her type before

2. Bitch - Meredith Brooks [x]
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

3. The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer [x]
Let our love be a flame, not an ember
Say it’s me that you want to dismember
Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie
As we dance to the Masochism Tango

4. Bad Romance - Lady Gaga [x]
I want your love and I want your revenge
I want your love, I don’t wanna be friends

5. Tainted Love - Soft Cell [x]
Don’t touch me, please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I’m going to pack my things and go

6. Take Me On the Floor - The Veronicas [x]
Would it be wrong to stay?
One look at you and I know what you’re thinking
Time’s a bitch and my heart is sinking down
You turn me inside-out

7. Ding Dong Song - Günther & the Sunshine Girls [x]
You tease me, oh please me
I want you to be my love toy
Come near me, don’t fear me
I just can’t get enough of you, boy

8. Systeme de Sexe - Julien-K [x]
You let your body talk, it’s all part of your scheme
And the way you walk haunts my dreams
I’m here to play your game - you’re such a pretty thing
I try to stand my ground but it’s hard, so hard to leave you alone

9. Bad Things - Jace Everett [x]
I don’t know what you’ve done to me
But I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you

bless you, only other living human who ships this

puffwiggly:

if you’ve ever wanted to hear Team Rocket seductively sing you The Christmas Song well then tonight is your lucky night

isn’t that all anybody ever wants for Christmas??

for Team Rocket to seduce them with carols

collectorblackjackwantstobattle:

Giovanni metal figure. One of the only bits of Team Boss merch there is, which is highly unfortunate considering how popular the bosses are. Or the teams as a whole! I mean one would expect at LEAST a boss/signature pokemon zukan line by now. Also for the hilarity factor, little plush keychains would be awesome and—I hate to use this word because hipsters have ruined it—ironic. Masters of organized crime, now in cutesy plush pocket form! But of course because it would be perfect they’ll never do it. Which is a shame.

remember that time team rocket kidnapped santa claus and almost ruined christmas??

because that was a real thing that actually happened

Santa has a workshop of Jynx instead of elves and Ponyta instead of reindeer because Stantler hadn’t been invented yet

and jessie was really butthurt because one time when she was a kid Santa stole a doll from her house and then it turns out he took it to fix it but he couldn’t bring it back because she stopped believing in him???

even though he broke into her fucking house

I would still believe in Santa if I saw the guy show up, I mean really

cigar-blues:

guess who’s on pokémon binge?