shelly has goggles on her head. i can't do this. i'm out
Anonymous

all I can think about is how insanely brave the people who will try to recreate these outfits for cosplay are

if you’re planning it already I salute you because WHERE DO YOU START

LOL WTF!!! Archie looks like a super hero and Maxie's a huge nerd! I like the grunts though.
Anonymous

MOVE OVER AQUAMAN

Please tell me this is just a leak and not official QUQ (even though i'm actually digging Maxie's design but Y did dey do diz to Archie Q3Q)
Anonymous

Both–it’s a leak from CoroCoro, but it’s real. The issue comes out officially on…what, Monday? Sometime soon. SO we’ll get better quality scans here shortly.

I can't even get angry at these redesigns I'm laughing too much
Anonymous

ME TOO ANON

NO ROOM FOR BUTTMAD BECAUSE TOO MANY LOLS

i just looked closer at their fudgin outfits WHAT THE HECK IS AQUA EVEN WEARING BC THEY SURE AS HELL DONT LOOK LIKE SAILORS

idk the admins and Archie have like weird-ass half-wetsuit things going on and the grunts are…..THE GIRL IS WEARING DAISY DUKES WITH STRIPED STOCKINGS I just i dON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT LIFE ANYMORE

Looks as though archie kinda went hay wire...

LOOKS AS THOUGH GAME FREAK KINDA WENT HAYWIRE

can we talk about how matt just painted the team aqua insignia on his chest
Anonymous

He either painted it OR he’s actually really tan and put tinfoil on his abs while he tanned so that the skin there stayed pale. EITHER ONE IS HILARIOUS.

THAT BARA AQUA GUY REMINDS ME OF THAT DUDE FROM KILL LA KILL??

HE FUCKING LOOKS LIKE MR. T

Guys, we gotta introdouse Tabitha to sallad. Man. Maxie, I know those glasses mean a lot to you but you need to see through them
Anonymous

in b4 megane Maxie runs into / trips over shit constantly because he can’t see through his Scary Shiny Glasses

I'm looking closer at Team Magma's outfits and it looks like their undershirts and pants/tights have stripes on them. As if this wasn't enough of a fashion disaster.

FASHION DISASTER DOES NOT EVEN BEGIN

Team Aqua more like Team Fanservice. Team Magma is Team geeksquad

so if nothing else they at least kept to the SPIRIT of the original…

Not only glasses, Maxie's wearing shorts and tights; I'm dying.
Anonymous

[WHEEZING]

JESUS CHRIST

guys this has thrown my whole day off I need to clean my apartment and go buy groceries and I’M JUST SITTING HERE ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING
Fat Tabitha is a lateral move from Buttchin Tabitha, gotta say.

Maybe it’s like a Pokemon evolution line? New Tabitha evolves to original Tabitha evolves to buttchin Tabitha through leveling up and exercise?

A wetsuit is fine. A pirate overcoat is fine. BUT COMBINING THEM INTO A SINGLE GARMENT WHAT Also everyone seems to have their shoes directly built in to their socks or pants

I THOUGHT THEY COULDN’T BECOME BIGGER LOSERS THAN THEY ALREADY WERE AND I WAS SO WRONG