From the official Pokémon Company YouTube channel: three Plasma grunts shill the new Plasma Gale set for the trading card game. I don’t understand a word of this and yet it is still hilarious.
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I still like Team Aqua betterI previously made a power point that was for Team Aqua/against Team Magma and the links for the other power points are here:
I know I’m a million years late on this fad but I just really wanted to make a silly passive-aggressive powerpoint showing off why I think Team Plasma is the best team of bad guys, and why you should too~
Except for a couple things I slipped on Ghetsis’s slide, this slideshow covers the old Team Plasma, not the new one.
As I pointed out in the disclaimer on the cover page THIS SLIDESHOW CONTAINS B2W2 SPOILERS, read at your own risk!
And enjoy me being a bit too passive-aggressive for my own good.
All right, guys, now Galactic and Rocket are the only two teams without a PowerPoint. Somebody needs to step up to the plate here.
Dude you need to chill
Date: 09-15-12, Medium: Photoshop, Time: 1 Hour
My first drawing of Cyrus was utter shit cause he’s stupid hard to draw. So I did another to practice for other drawings.
His default :I expression never ceases to amuse me.
This is from the current Team Rocket Radio drama from Japan. It’s the opening skit where James is trying to rescue Jessie on a spaceship in a timeline far removed from their own. It’s the shippiest thing they’ve ever given us! In the skit, they use their English dub names for some reason. Here’s a translation to go along with the audio. (I’m not sure who translated it, but if you do know, please let one of us know)
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Kojiro: Ship’s logbook. 5260. Our ship, QQ02 set off on a journey to repair the timeline. However, because of the unknown error of the ship’s system, the ship went off the track.
Musashi: James… James…
Kojiro: Jessie!
Musashi: James!
Kojiro: Ah, are you alright, Jessie? I’ll save you now!…
Musashi: What about other people?
Kojiro: The only people left here are the two of us. *noise of struggling with something*
Musashi: It’s impossible for you alone to move this rubble.
Kojiro: Shit!
Musashi: It’s ok, James…
Kojiro: *panting* I won’t give up… I can’t give up!
Computer voice: Oxygen density decline, oxygen density decline. Limit 30, limit 30.
Kojiro: Hah, what?!
Musashi: Finally… finally it’s only two of us.
Kojiro: Eh?
Musashi: We were both busy and even if we wanted to meet with each other, we couldn’t.
Kojiro: Jessie…
Musashi: But now, when you’re this close to me, holding my hand… I’m happy. I’m very happy…
Kojiro: Jessie…
Musashi: Do you remember? When we first met… ? We both tried to save a little kid from falling and we bumped our foreheads. Even if it hurt, we laughed…
Kojiro: Hahaha, I remember…
Musashi: And later, we were searching for the same book in the bookshop by coincidence…
Kojiro: Ah… Hah *sniffs* yes, we were.
Musashi: From that time on, the coincidences continued to happen somehow. But now that I think of it, it wasn’t just a coincidence, it was inevitable. It was destiny that I met you.
Kojiro: Jessie…
Musashi: So don’t cry… We’ll be able to meet each other again for sure… somewhere for sure… Somehow I have this feeling… That’s why… you… should survive…
Kojiro: Jessie… I can’t leave you!
Musashi: I… can’t move anymore. There’s still some oxygen left for you. You will find a reason to live for for sure…
Kojiro: NO! Please… I can’t live!
Musashi: Ah… Beautiful! Look! This light is wrapping me up…
*bang*
Kojiro: What was that? That’s… UFO… Shit, they’re trying to break the door! *breathes heavily* I… WILL PROTECT JESSIE!
*more noise*
The Japanese voice actors using the English names… *pinches self* I am still on Earth, right?… (Click through to original post to listen to the audio file.)
There’s no use crying over spilt milk, Saturn
literally, it’s coming out of your nose…or are they tears, I can’t tell…
