(Hi there!  Newbie incoming, I hope I’m doing this right.)  I raise a question: what do reformed ecoterrorists turn to?  Community service, that’s what!  BEACH SWEEP ON SLATEPORT CITY’S BEACH AT 9:30am!  Free donuts and coffee courtesy of the Oceanic Museum!

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Thanks for the submission! Sounds legit, where do I sign up?