so this is my story for this picture:

>> Archer sitting in a noodle shop, drowning his sorrows in udon because Giovanni has been missing for years

>> watching TV while he eats and sobs and plucks at the holes in his tattered old executive uniform

>> WHEN SUDDENLY

>> live Pokémon World Championships coverage from Unova

>> Giovanni is on TV participating

>> like a boss

>> giving no fucks

>> and Archer promptly loses all of his shit