Giovanni: Congratulations for making it into Team Rocket. Here is your initiation mission.

There is a 80% chance you will die, a 90% chance you will get arrested, a 60% chance you will get maimed, and a 99.9% chance that you will experience a combination of the three. We will be going into a hostile foreign country and dealing with extremely dangerous Pokemon. Your job is to buy me time and generally look intimidating.

Here is your Zubat and Ratatta.

“
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Anoobis@SPPf

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