JESSIE Jessie, James, and Meowth reporting, sir!

JAMES Our operations in the Hoenn region have brought glory to the name Team Rocket.

GIOVANNI Do you really expect me to believe that?

MEOWTH We figured it was worth a shot...

[ JAMES grabs MEOWTH. ]

JAMES You're blowing this, Meowth!

GIOVANNNI Are we done here? Get to the point!

JESSIE Both the Team Aqua and Team Magma organizations in the Hoenn region have been completely eliminated, Giovanni, sir.

GIOVANNI Yes, I already knew that. Is that all you have?

JESSIE Then you should also know that it was us who destroyed them, sir.

GIOVANNI What?

MEOWTH Yes! We were battlin' 'em tooth n' nail! For awhile there it looked like we were goners, but we never gave up! An' finally, our bravery an' cleverness triumphed!

JAMES And when we came out of our hiding place, they'd all just disappeared!

[ JESSIE and MEOWTH pounce on JAMES to silence him. ]

JESSIE Obviously they were terrified and ran away from us!

GIOVANNI ...whatever.