So, Giovanni. You’re the head of Team Rocket. Would it be fair to say that you’re the boss?…That’s right? So why don’t you give us a little insight into your responsibilities. What’s a typical day like in the life of “the boss”?

“Well first I…

TRY TO REMEMBER WHO I SLEPT WITH LAST NIGHT (LIKE A BOSS)

READ THE PAPER (LIKE A BOSS)

GIVE SOME ORDERS (LIKE A BOSS)

BREAK FOR RECESS (LIKE A BOSS)

GRILL A BURGER (LIKE A BOSS)

EAT THAT BURGER (LIKE A BOSS)

HIT THE BEACH (LIKE A BOSS)

WORK MY TAN (LIKE A BOSS)

BOWL SOME STRIKES (LIKE A BOSS)

START A MARIACHI BAND (LIKE A BOSS)

SHAKE MY GROOVE THING (LIKE A BOSS)

CUDDLE PHIONE (LIKE A BOSS)

SELL SOME SNOWCONES (LIKE A BOSS)

FIGHT A CHANSEY (LIKE A BOSS)

FLY TO SPACE (LIKE A BOSS)

HAVE AN ORGY (LIKE A BOSS)

GO TO BED, GET READY TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN (LIKE A BOSS)”

Wait. So you punch out a Chansey…and go to outer space…every day?

“That’s right. I’m the boss.”