Platinum as dating sim. It’s probably wrong that I can’t figure out who the dud is, right? Considering the options are a gambling addict detective, a mountain mystic, a social reject with a messiah complex, a helmeted foreman who talks to rocks, the ADHD posterchild, the amazing flaming afro, an emotionally stunted electric shutin, and a guy who probably eats, shits, and sleeps with a book in his hand.

Truly, the men of Sinnoh are incredible.

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Thanks for the submission! Let’s face it, the best thing about Pokemon is the Pokemon, but the second-best thing is the ludicrous pile o’ crazy that is all the human characters. I mean, just look at these people. Look at their clothes. Look at their life choices.