Pokémon Emerald: Mt. Chimney Showdown
MAGMA GRUNT: We're Team Magma! They're Team Aqua! It totally annoys me that they'd use a name like ours!
AQUA GRUNT: We're Team Aqua! They're Team Magma! It burns me up that they'd use such a confusing name!
Team Aqua wins at life

So I’m playin’ through Emerald today, like ya do, and I just now got to Slateport, where all of the Aqua grunts are lined up outside the museum. I went and talked to them because I knew there was that one guy who says something lulzy about “reminds me of lining up to buy smash-hit games” or whatever, but next to the dude who can’t read the sign, I encountered something even more hilarious. (Crappy photos of my actual DS because I couldn’t find screencaps of this dialogue online.)

image

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you guys.

I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS MENTAL IMAGE.

LIKE

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

“It says the files are IN the computer…Maybe we have to break it open?”

“It says the files are IN the computer…Maybe we have to break it open?”

this picture is so much better without any context

this picture is so much better without any context

I really should post more anime screencaps; they’re endlessly entertaining. WHY SO DERPY, YOU TWO.

I really should post more anime screencaps; they’re endlessly entertaining. WHY SO DERPY, YOU TWO.

“ “Captain! The ancient Pokémon data’s not here!”
“Are you sure about that?!”
“I can see the ‘Ancient Pokémon’ folder, but when I open it, it’s empty!” ”
COMPUTER SKILLS SHOWDOWN: TEAM AQUA VS. YOUR GRANDMA
WINNER: YOUR GRANDMA

“Captain! The ancient Pokémon data’s not here!”

“Are you sure about that?!”

“I can see the ‘Ancient Pokémon’ folder, but when I open it, it’s empty!”

COMPUTER SKILLS SHOWDOWN: TEAM AQUA VS. YOUR GRANDMA

WINNER: YOUR GRANDMA

zigzagoonsarefluffy:
“ Dear Pixiv,
Please draw more cool stuff like this, I like it when Team magma tag is updated
Lots of love,
FD
”
wait did I say I was done??? NOPE, STILL DRUNK

zigzagoonsarefluffy:

Dear Pixiv,

    Please draw more cool stuff like this, I like it when Team magma tag is updated

Lots of love,

 FD

wait did I say I was done??? NOPE, STILL DRUNK

pixivpokemon:
“ 悪っこ変装幼なじみ組 by あづ ”

pixivpokemon:

悪っこ変装幼なじみ組 by あづ

ghetsis:
“ by きいろからー
”
Thanks for the submission!

Thanks for the submission!

timefortasting:
“ UM.
”
tohjo:
“ by ゆきち
”