Bonus sketches from a commission batch: Shelly chillin’, and karaoke night aftermath. Original commission: karaoke night in Hoenn.

In case you don’t want to bother clicking through for the high-res version: in the upper-right, Tabitha is dragging Maxie by his coat and Shelly is dead lifting Archie (who’s saying “I wanna ride the Ponyta…”). In the upper-left, Maxie is singing “What A Girl Wants” by Christina Aguilera.

Bonus sketch from a commission batch: “Are we there yet?!” Original commission: road trip from hell.

Bonus sketch from a commission batch: Sailor Pluto and Sailor…Sun? Whatever Cyrus would be. Original commission: Sailors Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn.

Bonus sketch I received from a commission batch: the Galactic admins eating Cyrus’s extremely questionable cooking. Original picture I commissioned: Cyrus loves pie.

Bonus sketch from a commission batch: babby Silver with a teddy bear. Original picture I commissioned: Petrel reading to babby Silver.

Bonus sketch from a commission batch: Charon and Rotom being their usual awesome selves. Original commission: Charon and Rotom being their usual awesome selves.

Bonus sketch from a commission batch: Professor Sebastian. Original picture I commissioned: Sebastian doin’ science.

A sketch I commissioned from RubyconCream. This is what the inside of my mind looks like all day, every day.

“God dammit, you two, stop fighting–Archie, give Maxie back his Groudon–I SAID SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP, DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE YOU BOTH AT A GAS STATION LIKE WE DID WITH N? Oh, for fuck’s sake…Cyrus, how many miles until we get to Disneyworld?”

A drawing I commissioned from RubyconCream. I don’t know who’s winning the game, but it doesn’t matter anyway because this scenario can only end in face punches.

A picture I commissioned from RubyconCream.

Yes, this is ~*~kawaii desu~*~ Maxie and Tabitha cuddling on a park bench. Yes, you have now seen the entire Internet. Turn off your computer, get up, and walk away. We’re done here.

A picture I commissioned from RubyconCream. notes:

1. as I’m sure you are all aware, Archie/Maxie is the greatest Hoenn villain ship of all time (OF ALL TIME) but holy god I also love this ship because pirate sex

2. I sent this back to the artist for her to add more body hair…twice

3. basically my life’s ambition is to be the cancer that kills Pokémon villain fandom, it’s going pretty well so far

A picture I commissioned from RubyconCream. For best results, open this link in a new tab.

…stop it, boys, you’re scaring the children.

A picture I commissioned from Rubyconcream. Saturn was outvoted on the original idea for the Galactic Commanders’ uniforms.

I was going to post this in a couple of weeks, but I had a long, shitty day today and need to cheer myself up. Everyone, enjoy this picture I commissioned of Cyrus with an apple pie.

Another sketch I commissioned from Rubyconcream. Charon is straight-up gangsta. 8)