GUYS I CAN’T

G団 | 河童 [pixiv]

[[insert really awkward joke about all the dick I would have to suck if the Pokémon world were real….I mean Jesus Christ there’s five of them]]

(I wonder how the rest of this comic went? Judging by the cut-off bit at the bottom, there was at least one more panel.

Also, Cyrus and Ghetsis should have a speech-off. I would attend.)

Source needed.

I have a feeling this is some sort of punishment deal. Like he has to work at a mall Santa booth for a whole week and can’t make any children cry. And if he mentions the words “useless” or “deplorable”, in comes Cynthia in a Mrs Claus outfit and things will only get worse from there.

Palmer is probably Santa. Just because. And then Jun starts crying anyway because he wants Palmer to come home for Christmas and Cyrus glares at him and mutters “I cannot possibly be blamed for this.”

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Thanks for the submission! Christmas-mall-worker Cyrus is a simultaneously hilarious and terrifying concept…

ギンガ団落書き | 挙動不審 [pixiv]

デレサターン | あずま@ピカぱれ*白10 [pixiv]

新世界 | 挙動不審 [pixiv]

ポケアニ150話パロ漫画 | ゴーグル [pixiv]

blackjackgabbiani:

Putting this in its own post because it’s just too perfect. Lucas was actually assigned the book but Cyrus took it and read it obsessively.

Also he looks damn good in a lab coat.

I probably need a Sims tag around here, don’t I?