LIKE A BOSS
So, Giovanni. You’re the head of Team Rocket. Would it be fair to say that you’re the boss?…That’s right? So why don’t you give us a little insight into your responsibilities. What’s a typical day like in the life of “the boss”?
“Well first I…
TRY TO REMEMBER WHO I SLEPT WITH LAST NIGHT (LIKE A BOSS)
READ THE PAPER (LIKE A BOSS)
GIVE SOME ORDERS (LIKE A BOSS)
BREAK FOR RECESS (LIKE A BOSS)
GRILL A BURGER (LIKE A BOSS)
EAT THAT BURGER (LIKE A BOSS)
HIT THE BEACH (LIKE A BOSS)
WORK MY TAN (LIKE A BOSS)
BOWL SOME STRIKES (LIKE A BOSS)
START A MARIACHI BAND (LIKE A BOSS)
SHAKE MY GROOVE THING (LIKE A BOSS)
CUDDLE PHIONE (LIKE A BOSS)
SELL SOME SNOWCONES (LIKE A BOSS)
FIGHT A CHANSEY (LIKE A BOSS)
FLY TO SPACE (LIKE A BOSS)
HAVE AN ORGY (LIKE A BOSS)
GO TO BED, GET READY TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN (LIKE A BOSS)”
Wait. So you punch out a Chansey…and go to outer space…every day?
“That’s right. I’m the boss.”
