“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: you don’t need to say the motto.”

“But boss! How are they gonna know who we are?”

“We don’t WANT them to know who you are! You’re CRIMINALS!”

omg I’m going to be watching this Pokémon musical all evening;;

Giovanni’s first song from Act 1 Part 2 (above):

GIOVANNI:
It seems imperceptible
to those not in control
just how vexatious
it is to be boss.
The money is good,
the prestige insurmountable.
Still, the amount of bull
I come across.

It would be enough to make any man furious,
trying to be courteous
when they get smart.
While, deep inside, lies a secret
that’s dangerous.
Always containing it,
I play the part.

Dialogue.

GIOVANNI:
Are you sure of it?
‘Cause your job and your life
are at stake.
So you’d best be sure of it,
or I’ll feed you to Arbok, my snake
by mistake. Therefore,
lest I misconceive you,
merely nod if you recall
what I’m trusting you believe you saw
a Pikachu who refused to get in it’s Pokéball?
Well, what have you got?
That’s what I thought.

Dialogue.

GIOVANNI:
It’s not that I’m ruthless,
just ever since youth tested
constantly, struggling just
to get by.
Raised by my mother,
and loved by no other,
I still hear the whisper of
her lullaby.

GIOVANNI’S MOM:
Hush now, my sweet child.
Slip into slumber, drift into dreams.
Forget the pains of the day a while,
for, come tomorrow, you will hear the
screams of the people crushed
under your feet as you rise into infamy.
Master the masses, and mask
any sympathy.
Listen my child to the song that I sing,
one day, my child, you will be king.

Dialogue

GIOVANNI:
It seems imperceptible to those not in control
just how vexatious – it is to be boss.

bellethestarkid:

Giovanni’s song. DEAD.

WHAT IS ANYTHING

snarkylittlestitcher:

http://www.etsy.com/shop/SnarkyLittleStitcher

Prepare for trouble! Make it double!

To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie! James!

Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth, that’s right!

Yes, I’m a total nerd. So what.

fuck-yeah-james:

gottacatchemall:

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this is sooo cute :)

Pictured: the exact moment when Giovanni’s nice, stress-free vacation went to hell.

fuck-yeah-james:

best.thing.ever.

why am I laughing so hard

ろけっとだーん | 日月＠ﾉﾌﾞﾅｶﾞ超楽しい [pixiv]

スマイルロケット団！

danielkrall:

I’ve been missing in action for a couple of weeks! Hectic times! Lots of drawings and other new exciting but busy developments.

I did finally get a chance to finish up my contribution to the Pokémon Battle Royale show at the Light Grey Art Lab Gallery in Minneapolis MN! I was asked to draw Team Rocket, and I couldn’t be more pleased with the selection. Prepare for trouble etc.

Information on the show here: http://pokemonbattleroyale.blogspot.com/

Participating artists here: http://pokemonbattleroyale.blogspot.com/p/participants.html

Lots of cool folks have done lots of cool stuff! Check out the opening on April 20th if you’re in the area!