Fuck Yeah, Pokémon Villains

When Team Magma has roll call, we get important guarding assignments in the order that we line up. That’s why I’m stuck off in this corner. I’m always late to roll call! [after loss] I’m always late for training sessions, too! I hate to say it, but I’m wimpy… [after battle] Okay, I’ll try to put a little more effort into things from now on…

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—	Team Magma grunt, games (Emerald, Magma Hideout)

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pokecosplay:

ポケットモンスター

random cap of Team Magma being creepers

always reblog Tabitha’s faces

always reblog Tabitha’s faces that is why I am alive

(Headcanon: Tabitha has been getting this from people since like, his first day of kindergarten. He may or may not hate his parents.)

totally irrelevant to anything but I like that this one random guy wears a watch

I don’t even know

Do you think it’s odd that we’re wearing hoods in this magma-filled volcano?

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—	Team Magma grunt, games (Emerald, Magma Hideout)

TABITHA NEEDS A HUUUUUG

I understand everything our leader says. But you know what? Doing stuff like digging up a super-ancient Pokémon and ripping off someone’s meteorite…I think we’re going a little too far. What do you think? [after losing to player] Yeah, I think we are doing something wrong somehow. [after battle] You know, losing to you cleared my mind. The next time I see our leader, I’m going to ask him about what we do.

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—	Team Magma grunt, games (Emerald, Magma hideout)

DAT TABITHA