Our boss says, ‘It will make everyone happy.’ But why does everyone keep getting in our way?
Magma grunt, games (Emerald, Mt. Chimney)

I mentioned this in an ask-reply yesterday, but I feel like I should post about it specifically ‘cause it’s pretty sweet. There’s a store on eBay called lotahk that sells custom-made cosplay outfits, wigs, shoes, etc., and one of their regularly listed items is a tailor-made Magma grunt outfit (both male and female). To my knowledge, this is the only place you can straight-up buy a Team Magma outfit anytime. Click the pics above to check out what it looks like, or look at the current listings for the male grunt and female grunt outfits (though those links will expire eventually; look for new listings in their store).

The outfits themselves are $55 plus $35 shipping (from Hong Kong), and you have to send in your body measurements when you order, since they’re tailor-made. I haven’t bought anything from this company myself, but they have 3,000+ positive feedbacks on eBay, so it seems pretty legit. Just thought I’d let people know about this, in case you really, really wanted to rock a Magma costume next time you’re out on the town.

(And y'know, when you think about it, you can easily spend $100 on putting together a 'real’ outfit…so why not just buy one that’s guaranteed to get you laid wherever you go?)

Pokémon Emerald: Mt. Chimney Showdown
MAGMA GRUNT: We're Team Magma! They're Team Aqua! It totally annoys me that they'd use a name like ours!
AQUA GRUNT: We're Team Aqua! They're Team Magma! It burns me up that they'd use such a confusing name!
Hey, remember that time Tabitha was hot?
Oh wait, that was all the time, every day. My bad.

Hey, remember that time Tabitha was hot?

Oh wait, that was all the time, every day. My bad.

this picture is so much better without any context

this picture is so much better without any context

Maxie is fierce 24/7

Maxie is fierce 24/7

fuckyeahteammagma:
“ HOLY FUCK
FIRST PETREL COSPLAY I’VE EVER SEEN.
”
REAL HUMAN BEING DRESSED AS PETREL
AUTO REBLOG

fuckyeahteammagma:

HOLY FUCK

FIRST PETREL COSPLAY I’VE EVER SEEN.

REAL HUMAN BEING DRESSED AS PETREL

AUTO REBLOG

zigzagoonsarefluffy:
“ Dear Pixiv,
Please draw more cool stuff like this, I like it when Team magma tag is updated
Lots of love,
FD
”
wait did I say I was done??? NOPE, STILL DRUNK

zigzagoonsarefluffy:

Dear Pixiv,

    Please draw more cool stuff like this, I like it when Team magma tag is updated

Lots of love,

 FD

wait did I say I was done??? NOPE, STILL DRUNK

pixivpokemon:
“ 悪っこ変装幼なじみ組 by あづ ”

pixivpokemon:

悪っこ変装幼なじみ組 by あづ

ghetsis:
“ by きいろからー
”
Thanks for the submission!

Thanks for the submission!