Lance this needs to stop

Ahh I remember the translation for this one…the top is pointing out all the sexy features of the uniforms (bare midriff, miniskirt, zettai ryōiki etc.), and then May is like, “who friggin’ designed these things??” and the bosses are like “why IT WAS US, of course~~”

“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: you don’t need to say the motto.”

“But boss! How are they gonna know who we are?”

“We don’t WANT them to know who you are! You’re CRIMINALS!”

omg I’m going to be watching this Pokémon musical all evening;;

Giovanni’s first song from Act 1 Part 2 (above):

GIOVANNI:
It seems imperceptible
to those not in control
just how vexatious
it is to be boss.
The money is good,
the prestige insurmountable.
Still, the amount of bull
I come across.

It would be enough to make any man furious,
trying to be courteous
when they get smart.
While, deep inside, lies a secret
that’s dangerous.
Always containing it,
I play the part.

Dialogue.

GIOVANNI:
Are you sure of it?
‘Cause your job and your life
are at stake.
So you’d best be sure of it,
or I’ll feed you to Arbok, my snake
by mistake. Therefore,
lest I misconceive you,
merely nod if you recall
what I’m trusting you believe you saw
a Pikachu who refused to get in it’s Pokéball?
Well, what have you got?
That’s what I thought.

Dialogue.

GIOVANNI:
It’s not that I’m ruthless,
just ever since youth tested
constantly, struggling just
to get by.
Raised by my mother,
and loved by no other,
I still hear the whisper of
her lullaby.

GIOVANNI’S MOM:
Hush now, my sweet child.
Slip into slumber, drift into dreams.
Forget the pains of the day a while,
for, come tomorrow, you will hear the
screams of the people crushed
under your feet as you rise into infamy.
Master the masses, and mask
any sympathy.
Listen my child to the song that I sing,
one day, my child, you will be king.

Dialogue

GIOVANNI:
It seems imperceptible to those not in control
just how vexatious – it is to be boss.

【腐向け】キスの日企画まとめ | ジロー [pixiv]

SHIPPING: and here you thought you’d seen it all.

This is my Rocket Grunt cosplay from Connecticon 2009.

( I believe I said I was a Rocket Grunt in 2010 in a previous post, I meant Magma.)

Thanks for the submission!

apprivoise:

Team Rocket - Pokemon (Katsucon 2012)

by http://antagonisting.tumblr.com, http://rainbowcloudsandsunshine.tumblr.com, http://ferrousleonine.tumblr.com, http://amaradonis.tumblr.com, http://professorrainbowscalemate.tumblr.com & http://gryfeathr.tumblr.com

※ all photos from Katsucon 2012

red-the-guy:

i wasn’t the only pokemon cosplayer thank god

archie was hot not gonna lie

always reblobb archie cosplay

痛ロケット団3DS | うさぎ１号 [pixiv]

Custom Team Rocket 3DS skin. A bit messy-looking but obviously worth it.

したっぱ♂ | たたら製鉄所@麻婆愛 [pixiv]