It’s been awhile since Lance inexplicably showed up on this blog. Hello, Lance.

EVERYTHING IS AQUA AND NOTHING HURTS

also hi i totally drew this

Thanks for the submission! oh my god I can’t stop laughing

what is this and why was I not invited

HEY UH I LURK HERE.

Just totally feel like this should be put here. Drew this up last night at midnight, thought it belonged somewhere xD

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Thanks for the submission! I would have added this to the queue but you tapped into my secret love of underappreciated Hoenn ships, so autopost. <3

Thanks for the submission! I’ll give a cookie to anyone who can read Japanese and tell me what on Earth is going on here.

Gift art for a friend

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Thanks for the submission!

thetopsecretpornaccount:

Sorry anon, my ability to draw has been butts lately due to the heat. I hope this is acceptable anyway.

trying to remember why I anon’d for this…maybe I had a sense of decency back then

A picture I commissioned from RubyconCream. notes:

1. as I’m sure you are all aware, Archie/Maxie is the greatest Hoenn villain ship of all time (OF ALL TIME) but holy god I also love this ship because pirate sex

2. I sent this back to the artist for her to add more body hair…twice

3. basically my life’s ambition is to be the cancer that kills Pokémon villain fandom, it’s going pretty well so far

Thanks for the submission!