ending on a high note, skip to 0:35 for mostly naked Giovanni

0:11 with Rocket army dancing before Giovanni

don’t tell me that’s not a real thing that really happens BECAUSE IT IS

this will never not be relevant to everything

like a boss

A sketch I commissioned from RubyconCream. This is what the inside of my mind looks like all day, every day.

“God dammit, you two, stop fighting–Archie, give Maxie back his Groudon–I SAID SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP, DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE YOU BOTH AT A GAS STATION LIKE WE DID WITH N? Oh, for fuck’s sake…Cyrus, how many miles until we get to Disneyworld?”

“…and then I said, ‘That’s not a Walrein–that’s my ex-wife!’”

(A picture I commissioned from RubyconCream; I feel like these two would get along. It would look nothing like this picture but still.)

I know the Petrel cosplayer’s shoes are just for added height, but I kind of feel like he might actually own those.

Submissions backlog is now cleared! Posting will now resume on my usual “twice a day via queue plus random stuff I feel like posting plus submissions unless I get a whole lot of submissions in which case I’ll queue them so as not to break people’s dashes” schedule. Have some grunts to celebrate!

Team Rocket shirt, available for $20 USD from TheAardvark on Etsy

Someone submitted a link to this; I’m posting the video itself instead.

…I feel like I should instinctively question any food products that these three try to sell me. Then again, they always seem to do well peddling snacks at League tournaments, so hey, maybe I should go buy some sausage.