weareimmunetobullets:

I’m glad you asked, Poke-Friend! All of the most stylish Team Flare grunts like myself go to Viola for our hair, because she really knows how to…

…Cut…

nyapapa-deactivated20170721:

Pokemon XY: Team Flare Scientist Ladies

pizza-omelette:
“ “These yellow, banana-like fruits can be picked and consumed by other Pokémon or humans, and grow twice a year because of the rapid production of sugar in Tropius’s leaves.” Are you fucking serious? If bananas grew on your dog would...

pizza-omelette:

These yellow, banana-like fruits can be picked and consumed by other Pokémon or humans, and grow twice a year because of the rapid production of sugar in Tropius’s leaves.” Are you fucking serious? If bananas grew on your dog would you eat them?!

it is my life’s ambition to someday give as few fucks as this man

darkeiya:
“ Do you need Charon laughing on your dashboard? Of course you do.
”

darkeiya:

Do you need Charon laughing on your dashboard? Of course you do.

cherimayo:

fuckyeahteamrockettrio:

vallhala:

Pokémon The Series: XY - Team Rocket

OHMYGOD YES.

Hell yes.

pokephrases:
“ Get it together, man.
”

pokephrases:

Get it together, man.

vongentleman:
“  私はそうは思いません! | However, I disagree!
Tried to copy BW2 trailer bit when he turned around and said that to the protag, I’m sorry.
This loop is awkward.
”

vongentleman:

 私はそうは思いません! | However, I disagree!

Tried to copy BW2 trailer bit when he turned around and said that to the protag, I’m sorry.
This loop is awkward.

"You know, Pikachu, if we would've met under different circumstances... we might've turned out to be friends. Maybe you can leave that kid and join with Team Rocket! We could be partners and work together. Cuz I think we'd make a great team! Don't you?" ~Meowth, EP104

therandominmyhead:
“ Push da button
”
colress sending anon hate to a science blog that questioned his research

therandominmyhead:

Push da button

colress sending anon hate to a science blog that questioned his research

voxsound:
“ fear-the-buttchin:
“ ((Because I think everyone needs Maxie blowing up on their dash. You’re welcome, guys. His face, though…)
”
finally a gif of my favorite anime moment
”
anime maxie is the most useless person in the world
i mean lance...

voxsound:

fear-the-buttchin:

((Because I think everyone needs Maxie blowing up on their dash. You’re welcome, guys. His face, though…)

finally a gif of my favorite anime moment

anime maxie is the most useless person in the world

i mean lance was sent by the government to break up team magma and even he just felt sorry for the stupid bastard

…wait…

should I ship that?

…….

…….

god damn it lance

dear pokemon, please to be releasing high-res art of that logo so I can update my icon

thank