I’m glad you asked, Poke-Friend! All of the most stylish Team Flare grunts like myself go to Viola for our hair, because she really knows how to…
…Cut…
“These yellow, banana-like fruits can be picked and consumed by other Pokémon or humans, and grow twice a year because of the rapid production of sugar in Tropius’s leaves.” Are you fucking serious? If bananas grew on your dog would you eat them?!
it is my life’s ambition to someday give as few fucks as this man
私はそうは思いません! | However, I disagree!
Tried to copy BW2 trailer bit when he turned around and said that to the protag, I’m sorry.This loop is awkward.
"You know, Pikachu, if we would've met under different circumstances... we might've turned out to be friends. Maybe you can leave that kid and join with Team Rocket! We could be partners and work together. Cuz I think we'd make a great team! Don't you?" ~Meowth, EP104
((Because I think everyone needs Maxie blowing up on their dash. You’re welcome, guys. His face, though…)
finally a gif of my favorite anime moment
anime maxie is the most useless person in the world
i mean lance was sent by the government to break up team magma and even he just felt sorry for the stupid bastard

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…wait…
should I ship that?
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god damn it lance