jessie and james’ first appearance | pokemon 01x002
ash: w-who are they?
jessie: don’t be frightened little boy…
james: allow us to introduce ourselves.
jessie: to protect the world from devastation…
james: to unite all peoples within our nation.
jessie: to denounce the evil of thruth and love…
james: to extend our reach to the stars above.
jessie: jessie…
james: james…
jessie: team rocket blast off at the speed of light!
james: surrender now or prepare to fight.
meowth: meowth! that’s right!
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life!
reblog for Steven’s hilarious overreaction to what is CLEARLY an extremely wise and sensible plan
Tabitha from A Three Team Scheme - made for FuckYeahPokéVillains because TABITHA
sweet mother of fuck
I’ve always liked this guy. I’ll bet he annoyed Tabitha a whole bunch during field assignments.
“Commander, sir, why exactly are we [insert ludicrous mission of the day here]? And how come we didn’t [insert much more logical course of action here]? And what will happen if–”
“I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.”
