Do You Want To Be Rich? - a Charon fanmix [ listen ]
He’s a genius and he’s absolutely insufferable about it. He’s smug and snarky, annoying his teammates yet staying productive enough to keep being useful. He might’ve had a little ghost of a friend way back when, but these days his only love is money. And no means are too extreme when it comes fulfilling his own self-centered plans.
So why does this jerk get a fanmix? Because he’s my favorite Pokévillain.
Skotein’s long-awaited Kanto Symphony is out today! If this wicked “Silph Co. Under Siege” track doesn’t convince you to buy it, nothin’ will. Get the whole album from iTunes or Joypad Records!
Pokémon Diamond & Pearl | Battle! The Boss of Team Galactic
omg I’m going to be watching this Pokémon musical all evening;;
Giovanni’s first song from Act 1 Part 2 (above):
GIOVANNI: It seems imperceptible to those not in control just how vexatious it is to be boss. The money is good, the prestige insurmountable. Still, the amount of bull I come across.
It would be enough to make any man furious, trying to be courteous when they get smart. While, deep inside, lies a secret that’s dangerous. Always containing it, I play the part.
Dialogue.
GIOVANNI: Are you sure of it? ‘Cause your job and your life are at stake. So you’d best be sure of it, or I’ll feed you to Arbok, my snake by mistake. Therefore, lest I misconceive you, merely nod if you recall what I’m trusting you believe you saw a Pikachu who refused to get in it’s Pokéball? Well, what have you got? That’s what I thought.
Dialogue.
GIOVANNI: It’s not that I’m ruthless, just ever since youth tested constantly, struggling just to get by. Raised by my mother, and loved by no other, I still hear the whisper of her lullaby.
GIOVANNI’S MOM: Hush now, my sweet child. Slip into slumber, drift into dreams. Forget the pains of the day a while, for, come tomorrow, you will hear the screams of the people crushed under your feet as you rise into infamy. Master the masses, and mask any sympathy. Listen my child to the song that I sing, one day, my child, you will be king.
Dialogue
GIOVANNI: It seems imperceptible to those not in control just how vexatious – it is to be boss.
Ah yes, the new version of N’s Room. It has all the charming dissonance of a broken-down ice cream truck mixed with the haunting polytones of a Numbers Station’s interval signal. In other words… NOPE NOOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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A blog dedicated to the baddies of the Pokémon main series games and anime. It automatically updates once a day, in addition to whatever I post on a whim, and NSFW material sometimes pops up. If you're looking for a specific character, check the tags or browse the archive. Enjoy the villains!