Fuck Yeah, Pokémon Villains

[T]his time around I think that the villainous team are a bit more charming, and funny than maybe other groups in past games.

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—	Junichi Masuda on Team Flare, Nintendo Life interview

"You know, Pikachu, if we would've met under different circumstances... we might've turned out to be friends. Maybe you can leave that kid and join with Team Rocket! We could be partners and work together. Cuz I think we'd make a great team! Don't you?" ~Meowth, EP104

Episode 781: Danger, Sweet as Honey!

Ash: Look, YOU'RE the ones who tricked us!
James: YOU were the twerps who let yourselves get tricked!
Ash: Well, maybe you've got a point.

For starters, I’ll build my summer dream home on some tropical island, where I’ll eat whatever I want, whenever I want, 24/7, straight from the barbecue.

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—	Jessie, episode 329 (“Game Winning Assist”)

Oh, spare us. Is this some ‘first crush’ thing? I’d rather jump off a cliff than listen to someone moaning about their pathetic love life.

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—	Jessie (AG084, “Who’s Flying Now?”)

This dope’s one Berry short of a fruit basket.

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—	Meowth’s opinion of N, episode 767 (“The Name’s N!”)

pokephrases:

You’re just awful.

god bless you Ghetsis you crazy pile of fucks

what would Gen 5 have been without you

graytwilight:

team aqua is full of very dangerous people

so I finally went and met the ex-Hoenn grunts in Icirrus City and–

APPARENTLY THEY ARE DATING AND HAVEN’T TOLD EACH OTHER THEY USED TO BE GRUNTS ON ENEMY TEAMS????

PEOPLE THIS IS A LIFETIME MOVIE WAITING TO HAPPEN

[Junichi Masuda] was asked why G'Cis’ right eye and right arm (which I only just realized can’t be seen in any of the official artwork or game sprites) are so messed up. I couldn’t catch everything he said, but I *think* he told us that they’re the results of a pokemon attack.

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