They would either be bros or they would subtly try to destroy the others in the manner of 17th century noblemen. Or both.

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I’m surprised Butler isn’t more popular, considering he wound up being a pretty big woobie. Sure he has intensely stupid hair, but that hardly is an issue unique to him.

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Thanks for the submission! I’m…pretty sure this is the first Butler thing that’s ever been on here? I can never find art of him.

Putting Cyrus in a military uniform seems counterproductive, especially one that looks disturbinly Nazi-like, which is basically the antithesis of his entire goal. Although given that the symbol is the symbol for the planet Saturn, one wonders exactly what the young commander has been up to.

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Thanks for the submission! He’s been designing military uniforms, apparently…

Needs source, probably from Tegaki.

Remember what I said about Cyrus and Death Note?

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Jupiter, honey, I advise you to calm down, take a deep breath, and stay away from those things in the fridge when you think they might be fermented.

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Thanks for the submission! I love how in the games, the kitchen at Team Galactic HQ is all dirty and gross. You can probably trip major balls by eating anything outta that fridge.

Thanks for the submission! Why so embarrassed, Saturn, that outfit shows off your legs~

I’m not sure what the idea is that Cyrus and Archer are related. Sure they have the same hair color but that’s about it. But I guess that was a brief theory anyway, since no one seems to do it any more.

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I would eat this three times a day for all creation

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Platinum as dating sim. It’s probably wrong that I can’t figure out who the dud is, right? Considering the options are a gambling addict detective, a mountain mystic, a social reject with a messiah complex, a helmeted foreman who talks to rocks, the ADHD posterchild, the amazing flaming afro, an emotionally stunted electric shutin, and a guy who probably eats, shits, and sleeps with a book in his hand.

Truly, the men of Sinnoh are incredible.

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Thanks for the submission! Let’s face it, the best thing about Pokemon is the Pokemon, but the second-best thing is the ludicrous pile o’ crazy that is all the human characters. I mean, just look at these people. Look at their clothes. Look at their life choices.

Unsure of artist. This is from yeeeeeears ago.

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…where did that other Cyrus come from? And where can I get one?!

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