Tabitha In Places He Shouldn’t Be: Exhibit A

Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where Tabitha is a huge slacker…

fyeahpokeexecs:

batbananale:

Tabeo and Protonette

LOL WHAT IS THIS

I’m guessing Giovanni and Maxie won’t let them marry because of their ‘family’ rivalry

Where is that crack- fic

“O Tabeo, Tabeo! wherefore art thou Tabeo?
Deny thy leader and refuse thy name.
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I’ll no longer be a Rocket.”

log in to Pokémon.com for the first time in months, see one of the episode preview pics is Tabitha getting tackled in the nuts by Professor Cozmo–bahahaha I totally forgot that happens

All Team Magma wanted to do was bring fast food chains into Hoenn.  THEY’RE TOTALLY HARMLESS GUYS

(Quickie about the source: this art used to be on that Pixiv member’s page but they apparently took it down.  Best I could do was link to their profile.)

Thanks for the submission! I have now mentally conjured an entire AU universe in which Magma and Aqua are instead rival Hoenn fast-food chains…

pokephrases:

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life!

reblog for Steven’s hilarious overreaction to what is CLEARLY an extremely wise and sensible plan

roxy-poxy:

Tabitha from A Three Team Scheme - made for FuckYeahPokéVillains because TABITHA

sweet mother of fuck

隊長！！ | みはく＠pkmn再熱 [pixiv]

Pretty sure it’s ‘Harlan’ and not 'Harland’, even though 'Harland’ would make more sense thematically. And by “pretty sure” I mean “I put in headphones and listened really carefully like four times and I can’t hear a ’d’”. Stop judging me.

fuckyeahtabitha:

I was bored. So I was doodling.

ITS A TABBY CAT

バンホム | 潤目いわし [pixiv]