And people say Steven doesn’t have a job.
no one understands how much I love these games
like
if Gen III were a person, I would fuck that person
I would ride that Hoenn dick all night long
I want remakes and I don’t care how unnecessary they would be
log in to Pokémon.com for the first time in months, see one of the episode preview pics is Tabitha getting tackled in the nuts by Professor Cozmo–bahahaha I totally forgot that happens
All Team Magma wanted to do was bring fast food chains into Hoenn. THEY’RE TOTALLY HARMLESS GUYS
(Quickie about the source: this art used to be on that Pixiv member’s page but they apparently took it down. Best I could do was link to their profile.)
Thanks for the submission! I have now mentally conjured an entire AU universe in which Magma and Aqua are instead rival Hoenn fast-food chains…
