remember that time team rocket kidnapped santa claus and almost ruined christmas??
because that was a real thing that actually happened
Santa has a workshop of Jynx instead of elves and Ponyta instead of reindeer because Stantler hadn’t been invented yet
and jessie was really butthurt because one time when she was a kid Santa stole a doll from her house and then it turns out he took it to fix it but he couldn’t bring it back because she stopped believing in him???
even though he broke into her fucking house
I would still believe in Santa if I saw the guy show up, I mean really
